A family while on an extended vacation in Thailand come across an abandoned feline roaming around thier hotel patio. Being kind people they bring the cat some food and clean it up. The cat likes them so much that it starts to stay around them. The family likes the pet so much that they have it aranged so that they can bring it home. After they arrive home from the airport and pick thier poodle up from the kennel, they procede to drop everything of at home and go out for dinner. When they arrive home they find thier entire living room covered in poodle hair and sitting in the middle of the room is the cat with the dead poodle half way down its throat. It turns out that the cat was not actually a cat but an enormous Thai water rat.
I swear it's true.